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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."
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"Why did the Broadway star with a tiny butt get evicted? Because he was a little behind on Rent!"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table."
"Wife: I just wanted our honeymoon to be special. Me holding 2 Nintendo64 controllers: Me too, but you need to hurry and pick a character."
"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"
"A blonde gets a tattoo... On her inner thigh of a conch shell. Her friend asks ""Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?"" ""So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."""
"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."
"My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer"
"What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him"
"Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves."