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Joke of the Day
"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."
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"A girl from Alabama asked me if I found her attractive. I said, ""You've got a face only a brother could love."""
"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."
"Being engaged Daddy what does being engaged mean? Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter."
"""God is dead"" - Nietzsche ""Nietzsche is dead"" - God ""I'd like to add you to my professional network"" - LinkedIn"
"If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?"
"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"
"[Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight"
"I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. ""Thank you. It means a lot."""
"How many planets are there in the solar system? There used to be nine, then there was eight and when I'm done with Uranus there'll be seven."