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Joke of the Day
"A new type of broom has just been released, It is sweeping the nation."
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"Box of condoms = $6.99 Cashier's face when you ask where the fitting room is = Priceless"
"Google fiber mission statement Bringing you a more regular internet."
"Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it."
"How do you get three gay men off your couch Jerk one off, the other two will come"
"Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words."
"In communist america Banks rob you."
"A wife tells her husband who works with computers that shes pregnant She later sees him on his computer clicking ctrl z"
"""The greatest thing about twitter is that you can quote something & totally make up the source."" ~ Abraham Lincoln, 1862"
"If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond ""Nooo"" autocorrect changes it to ""Moo"" so that's pretty cool."