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Joke of the Day
"I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. ""Thank you. It means a lot."""
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"What did the frog say when he was asked how he knew so much about the new lili pad. Reddit"
"How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb? None, we just swap out your whole house"
"Him: Why do you carry a knife? Me: A sword is harder to hide."
"I decided to cancel my gym membership today... ...just didn't work out."
"I'm a vegetarian and when people say to me ""you know Hitler was also a vegetarian"" it always reminds me how many Jews I've been killing"
"""I'll take movies for $500 Alex"" Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter ""You gotta be kidding me"""
"You have 2,000 friends on FB and your profile pic was taken in the mirror? You couldn't find one of your ""friends"" to take it?"
"what do you call that worthless flap of skin around a vagina a woman"
"I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman."