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Joke of the Day

"If I'm lying but not wearing pants, what catches fire?"

"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."

"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"

"What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven."

"the racists in this town are so proud of their lack of pigmentation you'd think they had actually chose it themselves :)"

"Single guy ""I can't do anything right."" Married guy ""I can't do anything, right?"""

"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"If Amy Winehouse complained a lot... She'd be Amy Whinehouse"