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Joke of the Day

"Me VS Computer A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. for more jokes visit http://smsbrunch.com"

"Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too"

"Shaved my 4 month old beard this morning My wife was upset, she said she really liked it. I told her I felt the same, it really grew on me over the last couple months."

"What's the best part about being an alcoholic stand-up comedian? If you're good you get laughs, and if you're bad you get booze."

"I wonder what Twitter employees do at work to waste time"

"The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer."

"I stopped using Hotmail, it's not for me. I'd rather have an average mail with a pleasant sense of humor and a fulfilling career."

"I can't stand people who end sentences with prepositions! It just pisses me off!"

"Observational humor isn't funny See?"

"Women jokes The fact is that I don't like jokes about women, period."