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Joke of the Day
"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."
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"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"
"The average monkey swallows 7 spider-monkeys every single night."
"These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes? A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh? A: Santa Claus walking backwards."
"The popularity of origami has increased ten fold."
"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
"Proposing new subreddit rule No more menstruation jokes. Period."
"What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake."