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Joke of the Day

"Roe v Wade is my favorite bitter controversy about the best way to cross a small river."

"[requst] may someone help me with a joke include 'mi' word, I know you guys are awesome. Here is one pj example http://i.imgur.com/N0CXg6o.jpg It would almost same or better."

"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."

"Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder."

"Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them."

"Sitting next to my wife today, I said ""I love you"", She replied ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I answered ""It's me... Talking to the beer"""

"There are 3 types of pain... 1.) Pain. 2.) Excruciating Pain. 3.) STEPPING ON A LEGO!"

"Holocaust jokes are not funny Anne Frankly sick of them."

"I have a friend named Tim who is dyslexic and shares too much. We call him Tmi."

"Helping a friend So I got a text from my friend this morning telling me he was going to kill himself. Do I reply? Or just leave him hanging."