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Joke of the Day
"Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder."
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"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."
"*caches football thrown from off screen* ""Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... And one was a-salted."
"What's a bicyclists favorite letter? A! (hands raised up)"
"me: [letting dog lick my face] wife: that's disgusting me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda"
"Why was the piano teacher arrested? He kept fingering A minor."
"What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4."
"That's the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don't want to talk about it."
"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice, take peas and put them around the hole. Now when he comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole."