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Joke of the Day

"[requst] may someone help me with a joke include 'mi' word, I know you guys are awesome. Here is one pj example http://i.imgur.com/N0CXg6o.jpg It would almost same or better."

"Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk."

"Women are like snorkels... They can go down, but occasionally need to come up for air."

"What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !"

"A Bill Dawes one-liner ""Sex with two guys and a girl isn't called a threesome it's gay sex with a witness"""

"Why did the Baker have brown hands? He kneaded a poo! (I heard this one today and thought I'd share)"

"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""

"how do you know when your sister is on her period? your dads cock tastes like blood."

"I would tell you about my penis... But its a long story"

"I can already hear Monday morning whispering Go F***Yourself in my ear."