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Joke of the Day
"Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them."
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"Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barmen says... ""Get out! You're Bard"""
"[job interview] ""We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position."" It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. ""...yes."""
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"I entered a contest to win a set of really nice vegetable knives ...but no dice."
"Yo momma smell so bad.... I can smell her retronasally."
"When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular person in the world."
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