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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if hou are cold? If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees."

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it's gone."

"I posted a joke about a coffin before on reddit It got buried"

"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."

"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."

"Ever want to have rodeo sex? Get on top and call her by the wrong name and try and hold on for 8 seconds."

"how many screws hold together a lesbians bed? None it's all tongue and groove"

"Pigs Standing next to pig processing plant when I heard all the machines firing up and smoke started bellowing from the stacks. Only thought is, man that place is going full boar"

"What did u do last night? Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows? Me [covering tub of dead birds]: is that the saying?"