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Joke of the Day

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."

"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"

"What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad? Cross-dressing"

"scientists agree that following me on twitter is a clear sign you were classified as Above Average as kid and used it as an excuse to coast"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you in 30 days!"""

"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"

"Just because I'm smiling doesn't necessarily mean that I like you. I might be picturing you on fire."

"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? ...Nothing, because he was jewish."

"A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort."