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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad? Cross-dressing"

"How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes? I bet he has to leave the room."

"What do you call the guy that graduated last in his class at med school? Doctor."

"I missed a call from a girl last night... I missed a call from a girl last night. I called her back, she said she must've butt dialed me. I said, ""Maybe your butt knows what it wants."""

"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."

"Why did the emo kid leave the bar? It was happy hour."

"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making head lines...."

"Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas? Because he was knotty!"

"What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates? Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC."

"Who abhors a vacuum more than nature? A cat."