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Joke of the Day
"I think my roommate might be gay his dick tastes like shit!"
Next Joke
"Q: What does an Irishman have for dinner? A: Starvation. Q: And what does he have for dessert? A: Ethnic cleansing."
"9 just turned the toaster all the way up and basically made charcoal for breakfast, so I'm ordering new furniture with his college fund."
"Two white guys and two black guys go into a police station The white guys come back from the station"
"What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute? A Ronda Rousey fight."
"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."
"Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu."
"America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after the latest mass shooting Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag"
"*sneezes* ""MY DUST COLLECTION!"""
"If things around you don't change, change the thing you're around."