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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"
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"I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs... All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married."
"I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love."
"The swedish word ""gratrunka"" means 'crying while masturbating'. Guess you can say its a... real tear jerker."
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning it in the mainstream"
"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who say they piss in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."
"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"
"What do you call a wanker on a plane? a Highjacker"
"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"