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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart They probably have never seen any of his paintings."

"What city loves to eat sandwiches? Koldcutta"

"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."

"What's the difference between RAM and ROM? I can't ROM my dick in your arse"

"There once a website called toogle now it is google"

"So John Travolta's career has been dwindling recently... I guess you could say he fell from Grease."

"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"

"Did you hear about the guy that had mountains for legs? He also had a Pyrenees!"

"Have you ever seen one of those billboards that just says ""AVAILABLE"" and a phone number? That's your mom's number."

"I tried planting some seeds on myself... I wasn't into it at first, but now it's growing on me."