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Joke of the Day
"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? ...Nothing, because he was jewish."
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"It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted"
"Who knew George Michael's ""Last Christmas""... was about the coroner?"
"I hate recursion, irony, and the Oxford Comma."
"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""
"99.9999999% of you will laugh after reading this joke. How soon after and whether or not it's in reaction to the joke is irrelevant."
"At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa . - Romeo? - Juliet ?"
"It's not herpes I burned my lip on a hot sausage."
"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."
"My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is."