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Joke of the Day
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
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"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"What's the worst part about being a gay bathhouse attendant? Shitty tips."
"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"
"You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes. My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters."
"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"
"The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. ""Now did all of you understand that?"" she asked. ""If not, I'll just go through it again."""
"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""
"How long does it take a satellite to reach Uranus? Bend over and I'll show you."
"A man walks into a bar and yells, ""All Lawyers are assholes!"" Someone at the bar stands up and says, ""I take offense to that."" ""Why? Are you a lawyer?"" ""No. I'm an asshole."""