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Joke of the Day
"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""
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"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"A young man knocks on the door of his Girlfriend, who lives with her parents... Her dad opens the door. ""Good day, Sir. My name is Tobias, I am here to fuck your daugther."" ""To WHAT??? ""Tobias."""
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"
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"i like the viagra ad where the guy is on some crabbing boat in the middle of the bering sea, thinking about how he can't get hard anymore"
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"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."
"Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would."