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Joke of the Day
"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"
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"Why did the scientist regret naming the organism ""Fungus""? Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy."
"Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today."
"My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant."
"A man walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender shot him before he even made it back to the door."
"What if the weather talks about us?"
"I don't need a girlfriend to get action... The Pokemon servers go down on me all the time."
"A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" & the horse says, ""why the English Lit degree?"""
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"No clean Tupperware today, so I brought my yogurt to work tied up in a condom. No longer allowed to use the employee fridge."