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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a gay bathhouse attendant? Shitty tips."
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"When life gives you lemons just be thankful it wasn't herpes ."
"Putting random stuff in peoples carts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYmoaJoyZTo"
"What do I look for in a car? A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through."
"I want to give a shoutout to sidewalks For keeping me off the streets."
"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."
"""What's your name?"" ""I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo's riders-"" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*"
"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"
"What kind of woman are the most irrational? The ones with the golden proportions!"
"While single, focus on becoming a better person instead of focusing on finding someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next."