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Joke of the Day
"When my girlfriends says.. ""People think that.."" - *people* is often her friend Lisa."
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"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."
"Football joke How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn? Paint an endzone on it."
"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."
"Q: Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? A: Her batteries were dead."
"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("
"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."
"For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope."
"What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis"
"I'm giving up my husband for Lent."