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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving up my husband for Lent."
Next Joke
"What's Big? My ass."
"My two year old just learned to say shut up. Coincidentally I just lost all guilt about clothes lining a toddler."
"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"
"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull doing so? The pit bull gets to finish."
"How do black people hide on the internet? They go incognegro."
"My fake ID is so good, bars never suspect I'm not an organ donor."
"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."
"Yearning > Earning Mamma's yearning capacity is greater than papa's earning capacity."
"When I tell people I don't speak English to get out of a conversation I randomly throw the word hemorrhoid just to bring it home"