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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."

"Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?"

"Deep Love no matter how deeply you love someone, you cannot express it more than six inches deep"

"A guy is with a hot girl and gets a boner Girl: Is that a weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Guy: Both, it's a weapon of ass destruction."

"What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? According to the latest polls, about 4%."

"im leavin the united states now that trump is president i am packing my bags and moving to alaska i don't wanna live in this country anymore"

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me:I'm cute? Cop: Nope Me: you like my car? Cop: Nope Me: I could do this all day."

"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."

"I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly."

"I only believe 2 things 1. Respect a woman that says no 2. Never take no for an answer"