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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard that duct tape can be used as an aphrodisiac? It turns ""NO! NO! NO!"" into ""MMM! MMM! MMM!"""

"Man walks into a tavern. Man walks into a tavern and passed the bar. Bartender turns to him and says, ""You can't be back here."" Man says, ""It's OK. I'm a lawyer now."""

"Three guys walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."

"What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed"

"What's Brian David Mitchell's favorite movie? Get Smart"

"I met my grandmother in Mexico She looked familia."

"What's the cheapest type of meat to buy?? Deer balls; because they're under a buck."

"So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody."

"Guy: [pulls out knife] Me: But I'm allergic to stainless steel Guy: [stabs me] Me: Noooo I'll get a rash"