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Joke of the Day

"My GF said a small penis isn't really a problem for our relationship I still wish she didn't have one though :("

"If I believed changing my profile picture could change the world I'd change it to a picture of vending machines that dispense tiger cubs"

"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."

"I named my bathroom ""the Jim"" So I can tell my friends I go to the Jim everyday"

"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"

"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"

"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!"

"Excuse me while I go powder the inside of my nose."

"I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided."

"What kind of bees give milk? BOOBIES!!!"