219312

Joke of the Day

"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

"How do you know a joke is a repost? It's on the front page"

"My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra."

"I hate Mexican jokes... Nunca puedo entenderlos. Edit: The translation of this is ""I never understand them""."

"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."

"What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !"

"Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer? Because they were using a Berner Phone."

"Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fcuk me the pass the parcel was quick!"