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Joke of the Day

"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."

"Have you guys heard of the joke about the electric chair? It's shocking."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs ? Stephen Hawking's after a house fire"

"What happens when you have ear sex You get hearing aids"

"Why was the intelligent Heineken upset? 'Cus the bud's wiser."

"I'll stab someone if they hurt my kids. Or touch my nachos."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He's always nailed to the boards...."

"Why don't orphans play professional Baseball? They don't know where home is."

"How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor."

"How do you call a prison inmate? With a cell phone."