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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? A: Her batteries were dead."

"DOCTOR: Push again, the baby is- MOTHER: IS SOMETHING WRONG? DOCTOR: [holding phone] No, I just caught a Jigglypuff up in there."

"What is the best thing about 25 year olds? They generally have a college degree and are hard workers."

"I've found a place with 90% recycling rate r/jokes"

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."

"I wanted to be a politician... But then I realized that I couldn't fit my entire head up my ass."

"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that."

"[Rorschach test] Patient: Leprechauns in cheetah print unitards kickflipping over flaming tree stumps Dr: I think we can skip the others"

"Your love life"