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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? A: Her batteries were dead."
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"A Priest and a Rabbi Are walking down a street. They see a 13 yr old boy walking towards them The Priest says ""Let's take him down this alley and screw him"" The Rabbi says ""Out of what?"""
"What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque"
"The contestants on Jeopardy are always asking the stupidest questions. ""What is bronze?"" Read a book, you dummies."
"Edison stole the idea for the lightbulb from the lightbulb that appeared above his head when he got the idea for the phonograph."
"Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor? He always shoves a Bill down her throat!"
"[to wife on phone] yes spend all our life savings on honey W: but- PLS JUST DO IT *ends phonecall* BEAR [holding gun to my head]: u did good"
"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."
"A squirrel and an elephant are in the bathroom. The elephant in the tub says to the squirrel, we have no soap. The squirrel says... ""OH YEAH? NO SOAP RADIO!"""
"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."