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Joke of the Day

"For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope."

"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""

"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."

"How to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve..."

"The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life: 1 His Daughter , Baby Doll 2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll Aaand then His wife, PANA-DOLL"

"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."

"What will Stevie Wonder's next album be called? Songs In the Key Of Death"

"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""

"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""

"I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart."