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Joke of the Day
"What was Ghandi? Super-callous-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis"
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"Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. They can't change anything."
"Getting really fucking annoyed now! This is the 6th ATM I've been to, that's had ""insufficient funds""."
"LIKE if you've already broke one of your New Year's Resolutions."
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? roll her sleeve up"
"Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog? Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog."
"Why is Yoda the worst copilot? ""Yoda, are we still going the right way?"" ""Off course we are"""
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."
"Did you hear the one about Derrida? I'll tell you later."