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Joke of the Day
"I had an Ethiopian blend of coffee this morning... It didn't taste very rich."
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"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"
"No matter which kids book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy."
"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."
"Mountains aren't just funny They are hill areas"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? Half way."
"A Limbo Champion Walks Into a Bar. He loses his title."
"Tilda Swinton is what happens when a lamp from IKEA becomes self aware."
"My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients... The worst part is that he's a veterinarian. Lol just kidding, he's a pediatrician."
"""I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"" could also be titled ""I Wrongly Believed My Mother to Be a Cheating Whore"""