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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic? Half way."

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"

"What's the difference between batman and a black person? Batman can go to the store without robin'"

"Fact: 9/10 people enjoy date rape"

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"

"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"

"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."

"Why do teenagers want to work for Intel? Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even"

"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."

"What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks"