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Joke of the Day
"Tilda Swinton is what happens when a lamp from IKEA becomes self aware."
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"What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !"
"What's the difference between a frog and a cat? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night."
"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."
"I NEED JOKES ABOUT TREES Don't ask questions, I just really need non-offensive tree jokes and fast! Thank you for your help!!!"
"What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened? ""Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"""
"I put the D in Fucking because I know that's what you really want. -autocorrect"
"did you hear the one about the deaf guy? niether did he."
"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Hello Ladies"""
"Two bloody tampons pass you in the street. Which one says hello first? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts."