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Joke of the Day

"My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients... The worst part is that he's a veterinarian. Lol just kidding, he's a pediatrician."

"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."

"2 little kids, Billy and Tom, are goofing around in a cannibal village. Billys mum sticks her head out and yells... ""Billy, stop playing with your food!"""

"""Hey Al, I heard you're constipated."" ""No shit."""

"What's the gayest way to die? Prince died from the flu ... Theraflu?"

"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."

"Procrastinating?! Don't even get me started!"

"Hospitals are so shady nowadays... Even the doctors are drug dealers."

"Q: When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one? A: At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees."

"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""