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Joke of the Day
"A Limbo Champion Walks Into a Bar. He loses his title."
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"So a horse comes into a bar... wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy (credit to cyanide and happiness)"
"I wanted to build a camp for kids with ADD. But I got shut down for calling it a concentration camp."
"It's hard to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac... because they're always taking things literally."
"Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die."
"I'm sad because I don't have an Xbox. Someone console me."
"i show up at the range wearing a t-shirt that says ""I Wont Wear The Earplugs"" and i m promptly directed back to my car by staff members"
"The devil and a lawyer are having a conversation The devil says, ""I will give you the ability to win every case you get, in exchange for your soul."" The lawyer replies, ""Okay, what's the catch?"""
"It must be really hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest because I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
"A complete list of movie roles turned down by Nicolas Cage:"