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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"
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"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."
"High grades The son comes to his father: ""Dad, I got a 7.5 on my test"" ""Congratulations son! In which test?"" ""Breathalyzer. And they kept your car..."""
"1. Get preg 2. Transfer ur soul to fetus using Satanic alchemy 3. Give birth to yourself 4. Old body dies 5. Be a baby"
"*gives gf a small gift wrapped box* ""aww what's this, youre so sweet"" *opens it* ""wait, is this my toothbrush?"" YOU DONT LIVE HERE KAREN"
"How to celebrate 4/20 Guide your newborn son into becoming an evil dictator and slaughter most of the Jewish population."
"How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip? Bring two Mormons."
"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"
"What is a feminist's favorite math topic? Triggerednometry"
"Doctor doctor nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?"