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Joke of the Day

"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."

"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."

"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."

"Why did god invent patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too."

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."

"Kid Rock now endorses Donald Trump ""#Make America Up Jump the Boogie Again!!"""

"Have you ever heard of the ckicken plant? I guess the eggplant came first! I work at a grocery store and a guy in the produce department told me this. He thought it was hilarious"

"TRUMP: I'm building a wall to keep Mexicans out. AMERICANS: I'm going to Canada if Trump is elected. CANADIANS: We need to build a wall."

"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"

"I landed a really nice job at the local sperm bank But was soon after let go for drinking on the job."