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Joke of the Day
"Mountains aren't just funny They are hill areas"
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"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"
"""Hi?"" -First cow being milked"
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He was caught in a trap"
"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."
"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"
"What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex? Jurassic Wayne's World!"
"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"
"I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese ""So you want a cheeseburger?"" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad"