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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Milk and Surreal."
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"I made the Earth move for the last girl I had sex with. And then I moved it back to the hole I had buried her in."
"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"
"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."
"5/6 doctors agree... Russian roulette is completely safe!"
"Are you sure we haven't met before? Because I feel like I hate you from somewhere."
"Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind . . ."
"First Olympic sailing result just in. GB have taken gold, Australia have taken silver and Somalia have taken the boat"
"Two fonts walked into a bar... The bartender said: ""Sorry, we don't want your type in here."""
"What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody."