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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the communists took over the airport? The planes kept Stalin."
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"Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!"
"There're only 10 types of people in the world ... those that understand binary, and those who don't."
"What is the friendliest kind of aircraft? A Hello-copter."
"I just ordered a chicken and an egg off Amazon.... I want to see which one comes first."
"What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas? Downton Syndrome"
"What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat."
"That guy is so poor... ... that he has to fuck his own wife."
"What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The cheerleader in my trunk."
"He said I was average - but he was just being mean."