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Joke of the Day
"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"
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"There are two ways to trigger a nuclear chain reaction: ... The first involves hitting uranium with accelerated protons. The second is mentioning Hillary and Feminism in one sentence."
"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom."
"*skips away in terror"
"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."
"The door is not ajar. It's a door, silly!"
"My husband has been missing for a week, the police say to prepare for the worst... So I went to the thrift store & got all his clothes back!"
"Easy way to earn karma points on /r/jokes? Options are: 1) Crack a witty comment 2) Link to /r/dadjokes 3) Submit a damn joke and the answer is.....drumroll...... just reply with a ""whoosh"", simple!"
"Philosophy is a game with objectives but no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules but no objectives."