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Joke of the Day
"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"
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"How to tell if she's odd... ...she can't even."
"Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more"
"A girl has taking home a very handsome guy... ... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - ""Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before"" - ""I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"""
"Angry Birds for Olympics: Instead of hitting two birds with one stone, here you can hit two stones with one bird."
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing? Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog."
"Lady, you misunderstood. When I asked if you would have my kids I didn't mean sex and babies. I meant take the ones I already have."
"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"What kind of fish is made up of 2 sodium atoms 2 Na"