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Joke of the Day
"5/6 doctors agree... Russian roulette is completely safe!"
Next Joke
"How quick she mentions her husband/fiance/boyfriend is directly related to how creeped out she is by you."
"I'm going to make a movie about a guy in a turban who turns into a monster at night... ...it'll be called ""Hyde & Sikh""."
"My kid is almost old enough for social media, so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and there/their/they're."
"I was born to be happy... not normal."
"If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck."
"One man's whore is another man's whore."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish."
"Someone sent me some wood, nails, a saw and a hammer in the post I don't know what to make of it"
"My LOTR joke If Gimli's father was evil, would he be called Gloin the Dark?"