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Joke of the Day

"Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind . . ."

"I invented a Poem: ""I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, it digs. We dig, they dig, you dig. It's not very good - but quite deep."

"The odds of an asteroid hitting Earth are the same as one bullet hitting another bullet in a duel. Dinosaurs: We'll take those odds!"

"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."

"A horse covered in floaties gallops happily toward a swimmin pool. He sees a sign ""NO HORSEPLAY"" He lowers his head ""Ok"" & sadly trots away"

"How do you make an Chocolat omelette? With Easter eggs."

"I hate reddit because... ...you cannot take a joke!"

"The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back."

"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."

"It's tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban."