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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody."
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"Can't believe my daughter said I was embarrassing her by trying to be cool. She needs to check the tude & stop being so wiggity wiggity wack"
"If Memes Were Horses 4chan would give birth to it. Reddit would kill it. 9Gag would hump its dead body. Facebook would dig up its corpse and attempt to turn its remains into Frankenstein."
"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"
"Treat your woman like a vacuum cleaner, if she stops sucking, replace the bag"
"How do you tell if a black woman is pregnant? All the cotton has been picked from her tampon."
"How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away"
"What if you get to heaven and God is like ""Nah bra you can't get in. Remember when you saw my picture on Facebook and you kept scrolling?"""
"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."
"*Passing the same coworker in the hallway more than once: Don't look at me, I already said ""Hi"" to you."