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Joke of the Day

"Are you sure we haven't met before? Because I feel like I hate you from somewhere."

"So many boys, such little minds. "

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."

"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"

"What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears? A gf gif gift grift"

"so a man answers a phone call... man - ""I don't know, I live about ten miles from the ocean"" wife - ""who was that? what did they want?"" man - ""some asshole who wanted to know if the coast was clear"""

"Whats so good about german cars? They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"

"""Girl, are you a tree? cause-"" ""no i'm not a tree"" ""..cause i want-"" ""why are you still talking i'm not a tree"" "".. i want t-"" ""not a tree"""

"My father's kids won't get this... ...love."

"Q: What do you say to an alien with two heads? A: Hello. Hello."