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Joke of the Day

"Are you sure we haven't met before? Because I feel like I hate you from somewhere."

"""What's your favourite Pixar film?"", my dad asked I replied, ""Up, yours?"" My dad gave me a weird look and said, ""No need to be like that, I was only asking."""

"What does an engineer use for birth control? Their personality."

"Scottish Engineers Q: What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers? A: ""All the Single Laddies"" Edit: Read it carefully"

"Why do they call it a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there."

"what do you call a mexican with no legs? A paragraph, because he's not a full essay."

"Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job."

"Marriage must be difficult for gay people Ive heard it can be a real pain in the ass."

"You heard of what happened to Robin Williams? You could say his jokes had him ""gasping"" for air."

"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."