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Joke of the Day

"At a recent meeting at the Vatican the pope joked ""I've never seen so many priests in one room"" I guess he's never been to a kids party then"

"Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!"

"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""

"Genders are like political parties... There are many, but only 2 actually matter."

"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"

"Did you hear about the zygote that joined the army? I heard he was diploid. (I'll show myself out...)"

"Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. . . The bartender yells, ""Get the hell out of here! We don't serve breakfast!"""

"What's the difference between an orange and a baby? You don't fuck an orange after you peel its skin. Credits go to my friend for telling me."