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Joke of the Day

"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."

"How do you make a fruit cordial? Be nice to him."

"What's green and has wheels. A dolphin. I lied about the wheels. I also lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing."

"I pay all my bills in loose coins... I've been told to change my ways."

"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."

"I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away"

"What does a dead hooker and a flat beer have in common... No head."

"According to this grocery list I've written on my hand, I've invented a new language."

"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! *ba dim tiss*"