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Joke of the Day
"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."
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"Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to?"
"What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common? An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier."
"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"
"When a guy wearing cargo pants hits on me I'm tempted to go out with him just to see how many of my belongings I can fit into his pockets."
"Crazy Riddle If Jane's daughter is my daughter's mother, then who am I to Jane?"
"BAD BOOMERANG Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick."
"Brought Turkey home from the deli and my wife yells ""I asked for Ham!"" Sorry, wrong sub."
"I wish my grass was emo..... So it would cut itself"
"Had a dream that someone was gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper. Woke up to find my cat gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper."