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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty."

"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

"There once was an algebraic instructionswoman who did not rinse out her mouth The function of Listerine to her breath varied inversely, as the function of Listerine went undefined throughout the year."

"What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character... ...is it crunchy or Chewie?"

"So a radio talks to another radio Over."

"The rats outside my apartment building are getting very bold. One of them just asked me for my number."

"I turn into a Mexican soccer announcer when in driving in traffic GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"BLONDE AMBITION Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."

"If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers."