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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a fruit cordial? Be nice to him."
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"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."
"A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran"
"I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy. Q: What do you call a gullible vampire? A: A sucker"
"Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry. Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!"
"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"
"What's the difference in roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"What do you call someone who comes second in a long-distance boat race? An immigrant"
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"I've been crying a lot recently It's shocking how many girls carry pepper spray"